Sunday, November 30, 2025

MY CANDY CRUSH SAGA EXPERIENCE

This CANDY CRUSH SAGA game must've been meant to be played for life. For me the whole thing started on Facebook with invites from friends to play coming up frequently in notifications to my annoyance and frustration. I even had to block a friend at some point as the "invite" notification seemed to be the only activity he had on Facebook, besides the annual birthday notification. Such was my dislike for the game even before I saw what it looked like or had the opportunity to play it.



A female colleague at work played it to a fault, once she found free space off work. I don't know if it was because of the game, or for the fact that that was the only thing she thought worthy to use her high end HTC phone (at the time) to do that got me angry, and she continued even till now that she has an IPhone 6. All of that just put the game in bad light for me, and I would've stayed my anger had my wife not been stricken with the bug, leading to her making her phone her boyfriend, if not her husband, for all intents and purposes (and I wouldn't even want to further expatiate). This was CANDY CRUSH SAGA, CCS bringing the battle home to me I thought, but if the intention it had was to put asunder my fledgling marriage, then I was prepared to have none of it.

 



Before you begin to get the wrong impression of me, you must know that I am a gamer, probably not the "ghen-ghen" type, but I have paid my dues and still paying. From the SUPER MARIO BROS. (with "Ibè lo ma kúsí" sounds like those you'd hear in the old Ebenezar Obey and Sunny Ade Juju music albums of yore)  days, to Nintendo, Brick Game, before mobile phones came with encore Brick Game, to SNAKE XENZIA of those torch Nokia Phones, to Video Games and Computer Games, where my love was more with Car Racing especially the ASPHALT and NEED FOR SPEED Series, and now looking forward to my next birthday gift of a PS4 which I may gift myself, if after shouting myself hoarse, none of my so called friends haven't deemed it fit to take it up as birthday gift for me.  Only that I had determined to not make CCS a part of my menu.

Providence was yet going to bring Candy Crush Saga my way in much a direct manner than I could have ever imagined, and it came in the most unexpected of ways. Before the launch of WINDOWS 10, I had gotten a message from MICROSOFT that my laptop has been chosen as one of many worldwide that will be able to download the latest offering free of charge. When I was eventually prompted to download the close to 3GB program online a few weeks back, it came with it the game, as the only game in the package while other games where routinely advertised on XBOX, like they knew that there could be no way in Hell I would be made to download CCS from STORE if it hadn't been gifted me on a platter, except if I had a gun pointed to my head.

The fact that I saw it as part of the "Windows 10" baggage didn't even encourage me to play the game until a fortnight ago, after watching a movie on my laptop. I intended to have my bath that Sunday morning before planning how to lazily burn out the day, when in attempting to power off the laptop, my finger mistakenly moved the cursor to the CCS part, which didn't waste a second to come up and begin to load. I decided to play just one game and see the heck that drives people crazy about the game. One game, then two, and then I didn't have my bath at all on that day, took the next day off of work, only finding free time to do other things when I find it difficult to advance to the next stage, for which I call my wife (if at home), or my female colleague at work, to use their expertise to see me through, before I go back to the game.

It was the fact that besides playing the game for years and months on end, these ones were yet to finish it that made me conclude that it must be a game meant to be played for a lifetime. I have learnt not to always play the computers' suggestions  except where there are no other viable or better options, as well as the trick of moving time forward and then back to deceive the game when it tells you that you need to wait hours (even as long as seventy-two hours) before you can continue to the next stage or repeating a stage you failed to cross severally, amongst others. I had thought, in the early days, that I would never be like "CCS Believers" but with each passing day I find myself doing otherwise. Not even my refusal to download unto my phone has in any way abated my penchant for the game, and I hope that very soon I won't have to need rehab to be weaned off this game. Hmmmmmmn!

'kovich  

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- http://fi.wikipedia.org

Saturday, January 25, 2025

ANAMBRA'S SECURITY WOES

At no point in recent times has the prospect of travelling to the southeast of Nigeria in December been more fraught with danger as that of 2024. The level of insecurity had hit a more worrisome level, especially in Anambra State, unlike in the past when it was just limited to spillovers from Imo state to border areas like Ihiala, and the simmering embers in Anambra South. As the yuletide drew near, a member of the Anambra State House Of Assembly was kidnapped. Priests, reverend sisters, and many others also found themselves hostages in the camps of these men of the underworld. To this day, nothing has been heard from some of the them, a few found killed like the banker that was kidnapped in Onitsha, even after ransom was paid, while those like the reverend sisters managed to regain their freedom.

It is difficult to understand why the level of insecurity in Anambra State recorded a significant spike in relation to its neighbouring southeast States, moreso as most Anambrarians were gearing to go home for the yuletide. The abduction of clergy became norm so much so, that it necessitated fiery outbursts from a popular southeastern Catholic priest, popularly called 'Ebube Muonso", that was not taken lightly by the media aides of Governor Chukwuma Soludo, who felt he could've exhausted the private channels to the governor, rather than going public. Even if the priest's approach was considered an impropriety, it nonetheless couldn't be said to be an exercise in futility, as within days of it, the governor outlined plans to address the rising level of insecurity in the state.

It is only left to conjecture if the plan was already in the works, or it was ignited or given impetus by the reverend father's utterances. The time in between when the governor outlined his plan, to the implementation date however left people wondering whether it meant kidnapping activities could continue till the deadline. Meanwhile, social media continued to be awash with videos and audios of matters of insecurity, especially voice notes and videos of and from survivors. It soon started to become clear, even to those who felt that the insecurity in the southeast was perpetrated by external forces, that it was actually by actors closer to home, and that the criminals could just be one of their own. Indeed, in some of the whatsapp voice notes, except for those abducted in Enugu by suspected fulani herdsmen, the cases in Anambra is alleged to be masterminded by Igbo people. Indeed, a few of the survivors were let go after being dispossessed of their personal effects, because some of the abductors could not fathom shedding the blood of a kinsman.

The experiences of the survivors suggests that kidnapping isn't only for ransom, but also for organ harvesting, especially for those who couldn't meet up with the ransom demanded. Indeed, one of the survivors revealed that some of the youngsters thought to be engaged in cybercrime and internet fraud, have ditched that to serve as agents for these kidnap syndicate, either by providing information, or engaging in kidnapping themselves, in exchange for helfty financial rewards immediately, or after their victim's ransom had been paid. If this be so, then the current proliferation of most villages in Anambra State of Internet fraudsters known as "yahoo boys", foretell danger in the sense that the status quo will not only persist, but will escalate exponentially.

Sadly this is happening in the same period Lagos clubs and fun spots recorded a staggering revenue from "I Just Got Back", IJGB Nigerian funseekers from the diaspora, and the reason for that isn't far fetched. "Detty December", happened in Lagos because it is devoid of the kind of insecurity that's plaguing the rest of Nigeria. Wealthy Igbo people in Lagos who marked the season with the latest in advanced auto technology dared not take same to the east, except with extra private and state security apparatus, for which they required convoys of stern looking, gun totting men, some of whom have also come under fire when daredevil men of the underworld deemed their principal a person of interest. Some Igbo elite desirous of seeing the homeland, simply ditched their luxury brand for simple, sometimes beat-up cars that's trusted to move from point A to B, in tandem with their intention to keep a low profile, and ward off prying eyes. In the end, Lagos gained where the rest of Nigeria lost.

To be fair, the southeast did not just lie down to allow itself be raped by the monster of insecurity. Most villages and towns raised security committees, with their subsequent vigilante groups, to complement the efforts of state government vigilante groups, and other security apparati like Ebubeagu in Imo state and Agunaechemba recently launched in Anambra State amongst others.  Sadly, these groups are handicapped by the lack of adequate weaponry to match what these non state armed actors bring to the table, therefore just like the state police, they are usually on the defensive. Their efforts have been limited largely to dismantling drug dens, and arresting petty thieves, that they post on social media in what many are beginning to see as content creation on the parts of either the head of the vigilante groups, or in collaboration with members of the groups. And this, while the main protagonists of insecurity remain without any sign of a decline in their activities, including the rising cases of cult related killings like the recent one in the Nibo area of Awka, as well as those by groups seeking a secession of the Southeast from Nigeria, who imposed and enforce a sit-at-home order every Monday, and any other day of their chosen in the southeast, with Igbo blood shed routinely to make examples of those who are considered to have disobeyed their orders.

These days there's hardly any difference between a wrong place or right place, as well as wrong time or right time, as one can only pray and hope that one be not on the roads on the day it is famished. Even if you travel by air, you still have to commute from the airport to your home, and the home is even where many victims have had to be unfortunately abducted, including the wife of a former commissioner of police, who was abducted right in front of her house in Ogun State. The police may have considered the act a slap on their face, that they deployed technology and manpower to rescue her within days of her kidnap, while dispatching two of her abductors to their graves. Two others were captured later with some of the ransom money recovered. A success story in the southwest, that one wished will be replicated in the southeast and other parts of Nigeria.

If information from the security agencies are anything to go by, the efforts by the military are beginning to pay off in the Northeast and Northwest, though the same cannot be said about Benue State in the North-Central, where fulani herdsmen continue to ravage communities at will, with their activities affecting the neighbouring state of Enugu in the Southeast. Governor Peter Mbah is known to be a man of few words but with visible efforts in the aspect of security, electing to fight the scourge using technology. I could see it in the serene atmosphere of Enugu 

compared to the tension you'd find across the border in Awka, Anambra State when I visited last December. Hopefully, all that's been put in place to ensure better security in Anambra will yield fruit, especially as the state's guber and assembly elections draw near, with its potential to escalate security situations, for political reasons.


'kovich 

Saturday, August 10, 2024

THAT END BAD GOVERNANCE PROTEST IN NIGERIA

South Africa has a protest season, that's an annual ritual, sometimes I wonder if they'd had a year where they found absolutely nothing to protest about, or had so much that they couldn't easily summarise them in few words or items, or under just one theme; but knowing how it is between the government and the governed, it is virtually a given that reasons for protest will exist continually. The protest titled "END BAD GOVERNANCE" in Nigeria started about the time the Kenyans were witnessing an end to theirs, which was against proposed tax hikes, that led to the sacking of the entire cabinet by President Ruto, besides the withdrawal of the policy, amongst other changes. It also coincided with the one in Bangladesh that eventually led to their prime minister bailing and flying off to exile in India, as well as in Ghana which of all the aforementioned seemed less volatile. 

This protest in Nigeria will for a while remain one for scholarly expedition, in the manner it was interpreted and executed by various groups, and in different regions and parts of the country. Though the common denominator is the hunger in the land, the demands, as to how the anger in the land can be assuaged varied, not just amongst the different groups involved in the protest, but even amongst protesters in the same group. Now, this is not an unusual finding amongst protesters, especially a protest which was planned and talked about online for weeks before the D-Day of August 1, 2024 but what made it the more exceptional is the fact that there was no central control or particular leader(s), to make the rallying cry, or give directions to the movement, hence the seeming range of views thus dispassionately expressed. 

The experience from the ENDSARS protests of 2020 which ran for days without known leaders, must have informed the decision by the groups that organized this to tow the same path, and may also now become the pattern for future protests in Nigeria, as members of civil societies and Labour Unions are shut out of popular demonstrations by the masses, having lost hope in the ability of the institutionalised bodies above to either fight on their behalf, or coordinate protests to push for the betterment of the living conditions of the Nigerian masses. This is because over time, these groups have been found to compromise their stands, and shortchange their own for reasons that leaves so much to be desired. 

The first sign of disconnect between the government and the governed, was the fact that the protest held, in spite of the frantic efforts by the government days before the event, to prevent it by engaging with so called "stakeholders", which involved traditional and religious leaders, same civil society groups whose numbers have grown exponentially in recent times, fighting for one cause or the other, or just springing up with some name or acronym, anytime the government wants to sway the minds of the masses. It doesn't even matter if the proponents of these groups engage the masses on a good day, in quiet times, not to talk of the period of emergencies when the masses need to be discouraged from revolting against government's plans and policies. 

You could tell that most of the youth and student groups that purported to be speaking on behalf of their peers were opportunists who saw an opening to line their pockets with "their share" of the "national cake". It was such that some of them even held protests, to protest against the protest to end bad governance in Nigeria, and ended up undoing the crowd they rented to push their agenda, by disappearing without paying them the agreed stipend, as caught on videos that went viral at the time. A few of those interviewed went on to say they didn't even know what they were protesting for, or against, which you can tell by the way some of them held their placards upside down. 

There were protests in most Southwest States with the epicentre been Lagos, and except for a few skirmishes, notably by and with thugs, who some say were state sponsored, the protests were largely peaceful, with most of the protesters understanding the purpose. The protest in Lagos also aroused the good nature of Nigerians when they offered support, financial and otherwise, to protesters whose pathetic stories were broadcast while the protest was ongoing. Sadly, in the end the police that initially offered protection to protesters, stood back while the latter were harassed by thugs by the fifth day of the ten day protests, making it impossible for the protest to continue in Lagos. 



When Chief Asari Dokubo warned people in the Niger Delta regions against protesting, one would've taught his word will be law, especially after pronouncing his heroics and exploits in the Obigbo area of Rivers State during the ENDSARS protests, where he claimed the glory for putting down the protest in that axis. Alas, not only were there protests in the oil rich region, it held even in his state of Rivers, and was significant enough to have the governor come out on two occasions to appeal to protesters to protest reasonably, before even theirs was quelled in a similar version as Lagos'. 

It was only in Delta and Edo States, that thugs didn't have that kind of muscle to disrupt protests. In deed in Edo State, protesters set up canopies and the protests there were carnival like. This caused disruption in the flow of traffic, that it was only at spots where the protesters had benevolent leaders that vehicles were allowed to pass after paying for thoroughfare. One protester who made it to one of the venues in Benin had to hastily dash home, after he saw protesters been handed, or sharing berets (synonymous with cult groups) amongst their kind, and been the "Jew-man" that he is, seeing as it surely was becoming something he hadn't bargained for. No wonder, thugs couldn't hold sway there. 

Abuja could be said to be one of the places where protesters stayed through to the ideals of the demands of protesters, despite pleading and threats simultaneously by government and the law enforcement agencies, and for the days while the protests lasted tear gas replaced oxygen for those who ventured out to the protest grounds, as they scampered for safety from warning gun shots. These brave men and women would return the following days to continue from where they left off, before it became nearly impossible to protest because of the crackdown, even though certain individuals like Ms. Ene Obi of Action Aid and her colleagues, decided to stage a sit-in at the gate of the Moshood Abiola stadium, for the duration of the protest days. 

In Kano, Kaduna and Zamfara, and some other parts of the North, where the protests easily turned violent, many of the protesters were kids, which is not surprising considering that the region has the highest number of out of school children, which is almost synonymous with "out of home" children, who then invaded public and private properties, destroying everything on their path. One of the most interesting event, was the invasion of a library by the mob, who carted away furniture and furnishings, and leaving behind the books. An ICT infrastructure in Kano was stripped of its content, and even when the security personnel were deployed to halt their advance, they were met with defiance, with protesters kneeling before water jets, and kicking tear gas canisters back to the senders. In the end it took curfews declared by the governors of the affected States like Plateau, Kano, Kaduna, and the likes for normalcy to be partially restored, which also forced the protest to end, sadly with some loss of lives. 

What was peculiar with the protests in some parts of the North, was that the protesters moved beyond just calling for an end to bad governance, or an end to hunger in the land by retaining fuel subsidy and reduction of cost of food, or reduction in the ostentatious lifestyle of those in government, to asking for regime change, to the point of waving Russian flags. This must've been the last straw that broke the camel's back for the forbearance of government and it's security agencies, especially seeing as this was how protests in countries bordering Nigeria in West Africa started before it was followed by coups in countries like Mali, Burkina Faso and Niger, where the military allied to Russia took over the reins of government. 


One social commentator in his explanation noted that the protesters were not exactly seeking Russian intervention, rather they sought an end to the bowing of Nigeria to the dictates of the international financial corporations, like the World Bank and International Monetary Fund, IMF whose policies (which have brought untold hardship to the masses) the government seems to align with, and are considered as western. The Russian flag therefore signifies the alternative pathway, even though Russia has also shed communism, for some kind of capitalism, hence more like a denouncing of western capitalist ideals. 

While almost every region managed it's form of protest, only in the Southeast did the people spend time downing slaughtered animals with liquor of varying percentage of alcohol in their homes, or other like gatherings, when they couldn't be at their place of business. Indeed, some people in government and outside of it had pointed fingers at the Igbo for been behind the protests, to the extent that a faceless group in Lagos has planned a movement to chase the Igbo out of Lagos, scheduled for the coming days, only for the Igbo to be a no-show, in their home states, as well as their states of residence. Some of them say they already protested with their votes last year, hence this is the protest of the rest of Nigeria following from the consequences of their vote. 

Many have berated President Bola Ahmed Tinubu for not speaking to Nigerians, before and in the early days of the protests. When he eventually did, they shook their head in disappointment as he apparently failed to speak to the demands of the protesters, while simply highlighting the actions his government has taken since assuming office. The same policies that have been described as not impacting the lives of the ordinary Nigerian in positive light, which brought about the protest in the first place. As if things were not bad enough, Nigeria then went on to record one of its worst outings at the Olympics, which was not only because the athletes performed badly, but also because many of the below par performances followed self inflicted acts of omission and commission, as well as own goals by the sports authorities in Nigeria saddled with the responsibility of engendering best possible outcomes for the contingent to the Olympics.  

Maybe one year isn't enough time to judge a government, maybe the government needs more time, but surely there must be short term measures that can alleviate the sufferings of the masses in the interim, while the longer term policies begin to take shape. Till date Nigerians are yet to come across the ₦40,000 for a 50kg bag of rice the government promised, neither has the numerous trucks conveying rice to states seen anywhere by anyone, save for those looted by protesters in some warehouses in Edo state. One of the governors even claimed he received no subvention from the federal government for poverty alleviation purposes, and even if the ₦570Billion support fund was sent, one wonders how much of a dent that will make on the hunger crisis, seeing as the purchasing power of the naira has significantly tanked, following the floating of the Naira to other currencies, and the resultant devaluation, with the crippling effect on the import dependent economy that Nigeria currently is. 

For now the din of protests allover Nigeria has been silenced, with some of the protesters and leaders arrested, including some foreigners found with, or waving foreign flags. There's quiet, but seemingly that of a graveyard, suggestive of one for which the slightest of triggers will result in a conflagration, especially if there's no visible and remarkable improvement in the lot of the lives of the masses of this beleaguered entity called Nigeria. If only the government can just for once forget the sweet indices of what the outlook reflects macroeconomically, and focus even just a bit on the microeconomics of putting food on the table of the masses, and go ahead to do something about it, the pains of the easily governable Nigerians will surely be much assuaged. 

'kovich

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